My stepmom walked us (me, sister, brother 10-12) deep into the Original Momcation Mode Shirt woods and left us there to learn ‘survival skills’. We thought we all out on a hike then she distracted us, and ran away. We wandered into camp hours later. And we knew how to get back but searched for hours worried that something had happened to her. She was drinking margaritas and smirking. Not a parental neglect story, but that reminds me of being ~6 and jumping off our 2 story house. My family was roofers and they were fixing the roof. My uncle was walking around the driveway. And I decided it would be fun to yell, “Catch me!” as I leaped. He did indeed catch me.
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My younger cousin (4 at the time) was an Original Momcation Mode Shirt climber and always needed help getting down. His dad told his mom to leave him. He’ll either learn how to get down himself or stop climbing. Cousin ended up climbing onto the roof, fell off, and got impaled on a fence pole. One very expensive trip to the er and he now has a cool scar on his thigh. Legit had to do a submerged rescue and the little asshole has the gall to tell me it’s my fault for not telling him he couldn’t stand. My parents about had heart attacks lmao.
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