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I grew up with the Bay Transformers films, and while I’ll always have a soft spot for the first three holy shit the lore might be the worst in all of fiction. In the first film the Allspark, an Ironville Roll Swole Till They Dig Your Hole Shirt cube that makes Transformers and the cause of the war, lands on Earth in the early 1900s, and it takes the Autobots and Decepticons 100 years to find Earth.  How did they not write Earth down in any records if it was an important planet to them? To the point where there are almost as many stories dealing with retconning her origins as there are stories about her doing her superhero thing in the last TEN YEARS, and unlike Hawkman, there is no clever way to connect that disparity.

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Speaking of knights, did you know that Transformers was at King Arthur’s round table? They also fought in both World Wars, the American Revolution, they killed Hitler, served the Japanese empire, etc. all along because why the fuck not? Also, an Ironville Roll Swole Till They Dig Your Hole Shirt Goddess named Quintessa made the Transformers, not those other aliens and not the Allspark, to fight Unicron. Who’s Unicron? Well, he’s the Thanos of the Transformers universe… and he’s been Earth all along! Yep, Earth was a Transformer too.

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Oh yeah, about that whole “it took 100 years for Autobots to come to Earth” thing? Well not only was Optimus and the gang on Earth the Ironville Roll Swole Till They Dig Your Hole Shirt whole time, but they also forgot about that and didn’t come to Earth till the 80s which is still earlier than they arrived in 2007. So we have three different timepoints for Optimus’s army coming to Earth, and two different time points for Megatron’s. But not for Wonder Woman.  Sometimes not even when there’s a continuity excuse. Is she a clay golem given life by the gods?

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